The year is 2276. You are an archaeologist digging in the ruins of what used to be Philadelphia, PA (don't worry, Philadelphia still exists; it's just moved to the surface of the moon). You've been digging all day with your fine tools and brushes and have found nothing but a petrified cheesesteak and some useless, cracked bell. But what's this? Eureka! You unearth the treasure with trembling fingers. Here it is, the artifact you've been dreaming of: the iPhone 17 Pro Max!
That's right, as part of the America250 celebrations, "America's Time Capsule" was buried in Philadelphia's Independence National Historical Park. The Cosmic Orange iPhone 17 Pro Max was included as a representation of American innovation and cutting-edge technology in the year 2026. The time capsule won't be unearthed for another 250 years… assuming humans capable of operating advanced technology like shovels still exist then. Well, maybe the AI-powered robots that replace us will be interested in it!The year is 2276. You are an archaeologist digging in the ruins of what used to be Philadelphia, PA (don't worry, Philadelphia still exists; it's just moved to the surface of the moon). You've been digging all day with your fine tools and brushes and have found nothing but a petrified cheesesteak and some useless, cracked bell. But what's this? Eureka! You unearth the treasure with trembling fingers. Here it is, the artifact you've been dreaming of: the iPhone 17 Pro Max!
That's right, as part of the America250 celebrations, "America's Time Capsule" was buried in Philadelphia's Independence National Historical Park. The Cosmic Orange iPhone 17 Pro Max was included as a representation of American innovation and cutting-edge technology in the year 2026. The time capsule won't be unearthed for another 250 years… assuming humans capable of operating advanced technology like shovels still exist then. Well, maybe the AI-powered robots that replace us will be interested in it!
