By Ben Stallings on Wed, 07/29/2009
We here at iPhone Life would be remiss if we didn't review the latest model of iPhone -- unfortunately The Onion broke the story first: the new phone is faster, lighter, and just all around cooler than any phone ever seen, or for that matter any that ever will be seen. We here at the magazine -- along with children everywhere -- have of course had evaluation models of this phone for months now, but we didn't realize it until this article pointed it out.
In all seriousness, there's not much I can do to improve on the original article, except to say that the new phone exclusively runs vaporware, so all you developers had better start writing for the new platform! As of today, our iPhone Life app no longer qualifies -- it only runs on the visible models of iPhone, thank you very much.