By Adam Harvey
I finally got my iPhone 5 a short time ago.
It comes as a great shock to everyone I know (including myself) that I did not have one the instant they became available. Alas, the stars did not align themselves as they should have and I became one of the unfortunate ones, left without a new iPhone.
I felt lonely, confused, naked.
I was afraid to leave the house for fear that everyone I met on the street could see through my pants pocket and know that the phone I carried was but a mere 4S.
Me, Adam Harvey. iPhone Lover. Devotee.
The humiliation, iPhone Life-ers!