Jon Stewart, an avid iPhone user, on Tuesday did an entire bit about Verizon's new iPhone. He said that "Those of us in the iPhone community have sacrificed one thing for the ability to carry around every photograph we've ever taken, or song we've ever listened to, or home video... or compass. We have sacrificed the ability to make phone calls.”
He then illustrated how he's had to send text messages: By typing the message on his phone and having an assistant physically take his phone to each recipient. "Each text message costs me 400 dollars."
You can watch the entire bit here: