Freedom is ringing out all over the world, and now it's come to our devices. Have you ever heard 'If you love your iPhone so much, why don't you marry it?' Well now you can, with http://www.MarryYouriPhone.com. Sure, it might seem unorthodox but it's a new world. And who else makes for a more faithful companion? Sure, you might sleep in because of a Daylight Savings Time glitch, but at least the news sites will report that your spouse was indeed wrong. That's a great way to win an argument.
So best wishes to the happy couple. Or threesome if you bring an iPad into the mix. Good luck with that.