"Marry Your iPhone" Service Now Available in the US

Well this is interesting. MarryYouriPhone.com is introducing a new public service that allows people to enter into marriage with their iPhone, iPad, or iPod touch. A rep for the site, David Seagull, said “People love their iPhone so much, it’s only natural to want to marry it." Visitors of the site will be able to purchase an official-looking marriage certificate that will bind them in holy union with their beloved device.

One happy newlywed, Mary Fernandez, said "The iPhone outperforms almost every man I’ve ever dated!" Others are reporting high levels of satisfaction as well.

Could this become a trend? Marry Your iPhone hopes it is. They are urging people to support device-partnerships in all 50 states.

hmm...

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Alex Cequea

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Alex Cequea is the Editor in Chief of iPhone Life magazine, and a managing partner at Mango Life Media (publisher of iPhone Life magazine). He holds an MBA in Sustainable Business, and he writes and speaks about mobile technology, business, and sustainability. He enjoys tennis, fascinating stories, public speaking, and climbing mango trees. He's presented to audiences large and small, and in 2011 he placed in the top 200 speakers worldwide (out of 25,000) in Toastmasters International Inspirational Speech Contest. He also maintains a blog about public speaking and communication skills. He lives in Boulder, CO with his wife.

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What a bunch of retards

Submitted by PunkyPurple on 4/7/11 10:12am

To all those people that bite into this, you are all so damn stupid!!! Marry your iPhone ha! What's next? Marry your toothbrush?
You got nothing else to do? What don't you just sell balloons outside Walmart!! Bunch of retards!!